Here in Texas, we say that bigger is better. And if you're talking about Ice-cream Sundays, I can see the merit. But after being blocked into a parking space by the rear axle of a vehicle that was (apparently) designed for relocating entire herds of African Elephants, I thought I might provide some help in determining if your Stupendously Uncouth Vehicle (SUV) is a tad on the large side. Step 1: First, you will want to note the distance you need to lean out of the window to see if there is a car under your front bumper. Measure this in inches. Step 2: Determine your rear storage capacity. If you find that you have more storage than, say, the entire state of Alaska, we can stop here. Step 3: Still calculating? Ok, let's keep going. Next I'll need you to take your "lean distance" and multiply by your IQ. Don't panic if you got a negative number. We'll deal with that in a minute. Step 4: Now add up the number of pull-in / pull-out attempts you require ...
ha! :)
ReplyDeleteFunny stuff! And, oh shit. I am approaching next the "ripped pair of pants" type.
ReplyDeleteoh dear, I know where I'm headed :S
ReplyDeleteIf where you're headed is "to the gymn" - then good luck. Let me know how it turns out. Me? I'm off to take advantage of the sales and buy some bigger pants! :)
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