Breakfast Blend - Same as house blend, however, someone on night-shift made a three-pointer during a rowdy game of do-nut ball. Don't mind the chunks...
Venezuelan Blend – Frank made this coffee. He says he's Latino.
Colombian Blend – Apparently, someone on night shift dumped their stash in this brew to avoid indictment during the last police raid.
Espresso Roast – We have no direct evidence this is actually coffee and not motor oil. All we know is it's been on the warming plate for several days.
High Rev. - A delicate blend of our Espresso Roast and Colombian coffees.
Cappuccino - Same as Espresso Roast, but we added a half pound of powdered creamer.
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