A Brief History of the Americas (As best as I can recall it)
On July 4th, Americans everywhere remember what is important in this country. That is, of course, the freedom to pay 5 dollars for a cup of burned coffee. Never mind that the coffee is sold to us from a company that was so sure we'd make them rich they figured their bucks would reach to the stars... what really matters is that we are not drinking tea. See, the British were once horribly odd folks that liked to put milk in their tea. Apparently no one ever told them this was gross. Tea without milk was not an option for the poor colonies. Adding insult to injury, King George W. Bush insisted the 'Mericans smear Imperial Margerine(TM) on their English Muffins and even began putting thumb-tacks in the tea. As time passed, people got fed up (probably sometime after the middle ages when famine was less prevalent). A group of individuals emerged that decided they'd had enough and were going to do something. No one knows for sure who they were, but at least 4 of them were
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ReplyDeleteHey Indigo! Wrote this a few months ago when I was annoyed at the over-use/misuse of the word "epic"... Thought it was hilarious at the time, then the next day it didn't even get a chuckle out of me. Friday, looking at my three completed options, this one looked the most promising. :)
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My old posts never look funny to me after I don't post them. Somehow, posting them makes them makes them funnier I think. And funny on the epic & sad comment!
ReplyDeleteI've come to accept that I am probably teetering on crazed, though I've yet to just start spontaneously bursting into maniacal giggling fits. :)
ReplyDeleteI like your comments, whether they're in a post, out of a post, in and out of a post or postless. Where did you say these comments were? And how do I type an emoticon that looks vague? I can do one with a beard, maybe it looks vague beneath it's beard. :-#
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