Evolution and the Technological Revolution
In the mid 1800’s, Charles Darwin invented natural selection. This was a process that allowed natural stuff to kill off those less adaptable to their environment. By less adaptable, of course, we mean dumb. Later in the next century, and to compensate for the impending doom of the human species, Al Gore invented technology. Technology’s purpose was initially to make it easier to order a pizza, but quickly became the most popular means available that allowed humans (that were slowly evolving into monkeys) to survive in today’s society. Consider a recent evolution of technology: the self check-out line. Understand that there was nothing wrong with the original checkout process, in which a pretty blond-headed girl named Cynthia swiped my items past a scanner, and then told me how much money to give her. A nice young man then places these items in a bag, gives me a dirty look because I don't want him to carry them out, and then allows me to go on my way. There are some, however,
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ReplyDeleteNo idea what this is about, but by JINGO, it sounds exciting.
ReplyDeleteHey Indigo! Wrote this a few months ago when I was annoyed at the over-use/misuse of the word "epic"... Thought it was hilarious at the time, then the next day it didn't even get a chuckle out of me. Friday, looking at my three completed options, this one looked the most promising. :)
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My old posts never look funny to me after I don't post them. Somehow, posting them makes them makes them funnier I think. And funny on the epic & sad comment!
ReplyDeleteI've come to accept that I am probably teetering on crazed, though I've yet to just start spontaneously bursting into maniacal giggling fits. :)
ReplyDeleteI like your comments, whether they're in a post, out of a post, in and out of a post or postless. Where did you say these comments were? And how do I type an emoticon that looks vague? I can do one with a beard, maybe it looks vague beneath it's beard. :-#
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