This weeks post is brought to you by the letters "L" and the number 0. Representing, respectively, the nature of my work (Lousy, lame, loathsome, loquacious Ok, that's not really an appropriate adjective, but I was running out of Ls and felt like 4 words was better than three ) and the amount of time I have available to write this (0 hrs). So then, I will today leave you with a slightly edited version of something I lifted off the net years ago. It's posted all over the place, but my version is better! :) Oil Change instructions for Women: 1) Pull up to Jiffy Lube when the mileage reaches 3000 miles since the last oil change. 2) Drink a cup of coffee. 3) 15 minutes later, write a check and leave with a properly maintained vehicle. Money spent: Oil Change -$20.00, Coffee -$1.00, Total - $21.00. Oil Change instructions for Men: 1) Wait until Saturday, drive to auto parts store and buy a case of oil, filter, kitty litter, hand cleaner and a scented tree,
Time flies. You can't, they fly too fast!
ReplyDeleteAll I know is the fly flew high!
ReplyDeleteWell, for the fly, it was better than a buzz kill...
ReplyDeletethat's pretty much how I play charades, too
ReplyDeleteWait are they allowed to buzz in charades?!?
ReplyDeleteI know, they're always breaking the rules!
ReplyDeleteBuzz kill... Hmm... I see a follow up toon in the future. :)
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