Evolution and the Technological Revolution
In the mid 1800’s, Charles Darwin invented natural selection. This was a process that allowed natural stuff to kill off those less adaptable to their environment. By less adaptable, of course, we mean dumb. Later in the next century, and to compensate for the impending doom of the human species, Al Gore invented technology. Technology’s purpose was initially to make it easier to order a pizza, but quickly became the most popular means available that allowed humans (that were slowly evolving into monkeys) to survive in today’s society. Consider a recent evolution of technology: the self check-out line. Understand that there was nothing wrong with the original checkout process, in which a pretty blond-headed girl named Cynthia swiped my items past a scanner, and then told me how much money to give her. A nice young man then places these items in a bag, gives me a dirty look because I don't want him to carry them out, and then allows me to go on my way. There are some, however,
Time flies. You can't, they fly too fast!
ReplyDeleteAll I know is the fly flew high!
ReplyDeleteWell, for the fly, it was better than a buzz kill...
ReplyDeletethat's pretty much how I play charades, too
ReplyDeleteWait are they allowed to buzz in charades?!?
ReplyDeleteI know, they're always breaking the rules!
ReplyDeleteBuzz kill... Hmm... I see a follow up toon in the future. :)
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