A Brief History of the Americas (As best as I can recall it)
On July 4th, Americans everywhere remember what is important in this country. That is, of course, the freedom to pay 5 dollars for a cup of burned coffee. Never mind that the coffee is sold to us from a company that was so sure we'd make them rich they figured their bucks would reach to the stars... what really matters is that we are not drinking tea. See, the British were once horribly odd folks that liked to put milk in their tea. Apparently no one ever told them this was gross. Tea without milk was not an option for the poor colonies. Adding insult to injury, King George W. Bush insisted the 'Mericans smear Imperial Margerine(TM) on their English Muffins and even began putting thumb-tacks in the tea. As time passed, people got fed up (probably sometime after the middle ages when famine was less prevalent). A group of individuals emerged that decided they'd had enough and were going to do something. No one knows for sure who they were, but at least 4 of them were
Time flies. You can't, they fly too fast!
ReplyDeleteAll I know is the fly flew high!
ReplyDeleteWell, for the fly, it was better than a buzz kill...
ReplyDeletethat's pretty much how I play charades, too
ReplyDeleteWait are they allowed to buzz in charades?!?
ReplyDeleteI know, they're always breaking the rules!
ReplyDeleteBuzz kill... Hmm... I see a follow up toon in the future. :)
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