Here in Texas, we say that bigger is better. And if you're talking about Ice-cream Sundays, I can see the merit. But after being blocked into a parking space by the rear axle of a vehicle that was (apparently) designed for relocating entire herds of African Elephants, I thought I might provide some help in determining if your Stupendously Uncouth Vehicle (SUV) is a tad on the large side. Step 1: First, you will want to note the distance you need to lean out of the window to see if there is a car under your front bumper. Measure this in inches. Step 2: Determine your rear storage capacity. If you find that you have more storage than, say, the entire state of Alaska, we can stop here. Step 3: Still calculating? Ok, let's keep going. Next I'll need you to take your "lean distance" and multiply by your IQ. Don't panic if you got a negative number. We'll deal with that in a minute. Step 4: Now add up the number of pull-in / pull-out attempts you require ...
I like stick people. But I didn't know about stick police ☺
ReplyDeleteI know, you really have to watch out for them or they'll *ahem* stick it to you.
ReplyDeleteI see London, I see France... Oh, never mind!
ReplyDeleteAt least we knew the womens restroom sign was clothed. The mens? Could go either way.
ReplyDeleteYou dirty boy...I know you're naked. I can see the place where your sticks intersect. Those drawings are pretty damn crass cbeck. I might not be able to define pornography...but I know it when I see it! You might consider an adult rating for this post.
ReplyDeleteWord!
ReplyDeleteI like the one on the right. Its SASSY!
ReplyDeleteHi all, and thanks for the comments! I may be a little scarce depending on whether I have the honor of being selected as a Juror. And according to the judge, that's pronounced "JOUR-ARE"... Ummm... yah.
ReplyDeleteOh dear. Djurerrrrservice. Bummer!
ReplyDeleteLike the stickpersons. Reminds me of a joke:
Q: What's brown and sticky?
A: A stick.
Well, I didn't say it was a sensible joke, did I?
LOL! Love the joke. I am adding it to my list of favorites.
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