Technical How-To: Changing Oil
This weeks post is brought to you by the letters "L" and the number 0. Representing, respectively, the nature of my work (Lousy, lame, loathsome, loquacious Ok, that's not really an appropriate adjective, but I was running out of Ls and felt like 4 words was better than three ) and the amount of time I have available to write this (0 hrs). So then, I will today leave you with a slightly edited version of something I lifted off the net years ago. It's posted all over the place, but my version is better! :) Oil Change instructions for Women: 1) Pull up to Jiffy Lube when the mileage reaches 3000 miles since the last oil change. 2) Drink a cup of coffee. 3) 15 minutes later, write a check and leave with a properly maintained vehicle. Money spent: Oil Change -$20.00, Coffee -$1.00, Total - $21.00. Oil Change instructions for Men: 1) Wait until Saturday, drive to auto parts store and buy a case of oil, filter, kitty litter, hand cleaner and a scented tree,
Poor Paul. It's not easy dealing with people's expectations :D
ReplyDeleteYes, it happens so fast that before you can fathom what was happening, everything's over. You already lost your purse and the culprit is nowhere to be found.
ReplyDeleteI'd just like to second choochoo's comment above. :D
ReplyDeleteAlso, has that little warning sign always read "falling cow zone"? If so, I've been remiss in not noting it earlier!
That settles it! I'm no longer leaving turtles in charge of my purse when I go into the restroom. Besides...I need my camera with me for the toilet pictures. ;-)
ReplyDeleteIndeed, turtles make a horrible purse sitter!
ReplyDelete>> choochoo said: Poor Paul. It's not easy dealing with people's expectations :D
ReplyDeleteIt is rough!
>> Calli | Wedding Favors said: Yes, it happens so fast that before you can fathom what was happening, everything's over. You already lost your purse and the culprit is nowhere to be found.
Excellent summary, Calli - I feel that way about my mind quite often!
>> Deb said: I'd just like to second choochoo's comment above. :D Also, has that little warning sign always read "falling cow zone"? If so, I've been remiss in not noting it earlier!
Yep, the cows have been falling here for quite some time!
And umm... My appoligies on the MIA of late... but the idiot lives!
ReplyDeleteWell that's a relief! :-)
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