Unless someone signals that they've figured this out, I think I'll just turn in for the night
Research Triangle, NC (TVN) -- A study published last week in the Journal of Genetic and Mechanical Engineering has experts everywhere questioning the very core of their scientific foundations. According to Dr. Harrison T. Bagsley, A renouned genetics researcher, the same process of evolution and adaptation found in mammals is also driving mutations in the automotive industry. Specifically, in our cars and trucks used for transportation. "When I first discovered this, I couldn't believe it myself," Dr. Bagsley said, "But the statistics are undeniable." Dr. Bagsley, a down-to-earth scientist who prefers his friends call him Harry, went on to describe the meticulous process in which he personally surveyed over 1000 vehicles. "Each vehicle had the same new mutation - an appendage protruding from the left side of the steering column that moves up and down like a lever." Dr. Bagsley urges the public to express caution around their transportation
Poor Paul. It's not easy dealing with people's expectations :D
ReplyDeleteYes, it happens so fast that before you can fathom what was happening, everything's over. You already lost your purse and the culprit is nowhere to be found.
ReplyDeleteI'd just like to second choochoo's comment above. :D
ReplyDeleteAlso, has that little warning sign always read "falling cow zone"? If so, I've been remiss in not noting it earlier!
That settles it! I'm no longer leaving turtles in charge of my purse when I go into the restroom. Besides...I need my camera with me for the toilet pictures. ;-)
ReplyDeleteIndeed, turtles make a horrible purse sitter!
ReplyDelete>> choochoo said: Poor Paul. It's not easy dealing with people's expectations :D
ReplyDeleteIt is rough!
>> Calli | Wedding Favors said: Yes, it happens so fast that before you can fathom what was happening, everything's over. You already lost your purse and the culprit is nowhere to be found.
Excellent summary, Calli - I feel that way about my mind quite often!
>> Deb said: I'd just like to second choochoo's comment above. :D Also, has that little warning sign always read "falling cow zone"? If so, I've been remiss in not noting it earlier!
Yep, the cows have been falling here for quite some time!
And umm... My appoligies on the MIA of late... but the idiot lives!
ReplyDeleteWell that's a relief! :-)
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