Here in Texas, we say that bigger is better. And if you're talking about Ice-cream Sundays, I can see the merit. But after being blocked into a parking space by the rear axle of a vehicle that was (apparently) designed for relocating entire herds of African Elephants, I thought I might provide some help in determining if your Stupendously Uncouth Vehicle (SUV) is a tad on the large side. Step 1: First, you will want to note the distance you need to lean out of the window to see if there is a car under your front bumper. Measure this in inches. Step 2: Determine your rear storage capacity. If you find that you have more storage than, say, the entire state of Alaska, we can stop here. Step 3: Still calculating? Ok, let's keep going. Next I'll need you to take your "lean distance" and multiply by your IQ. Don't panic if you got a negative number. We'll deal with that in a minute. Step 4: Now add up the number of pull-in / pull-out attempts you require ...
Oh! I just found the little hover-y over-y captions! I missed that on the stick figure guy! Funny!
ReplyDeleteSo that's what they're playing at just before I whack them!
ReplyDeleteHey 'beck! Ha, gross! I try to usher them outside, but FREE WILLY just isn't as funny. Indigo
ReplyDeleteI love your critters drawings! They're whimsical with just the right amount of humor :)
ReplyDeletePoor little fly. :-( They should have played Apples to Apples!
ReplyDeleteI love that game!
ReplyDeleteHey Jill! I'm glad someone else discovered those!
ReplyDeleteActually Val, I hear they sometimes play solitaire... so it can be a toss up. The important thing is that we smack em, right! :)
Hi there Indigo! Free willy do you say? What's that got to do with Fl... Oh I see what you're getting at, I see... HA!
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